• me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

Siri…… cancel my three o’clock and access sexy_boob.exe

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iliketostayinsideee:

When u fart on the street and it like

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faint fragance

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lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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